Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out camping one night. In the wee hours of the night, Sherlock awakened with a start...looked up at the stars in the sky...hurriedly awakened Dr. Watson and exclaimed,"Watson...look at the sky...What does that tell you?!".
Dr. Watson, being the analytical fellow he is, looked up at the stars...stroked his chin...then looked at Sherlock with a scholarly gaze and replied,"Astrologically speaking, Virgo is in the house of Capricorn...Cosmologically speaking, I see thousands of stars, with the knowledge that there are billions of stars in the galaxy, and that there are billions of galaxies in the universe...Meteorologically speaking, I see light Cirrus Clouds and a bright moon, meaning we will have clear skies tomorrow.....
"NO, NO...my dear Watson", Sherlock interjected frustratedly.."What it means is...SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR TENT!
